Richard Tyler: Wh-who are you? Fantasy: I'm Fantasy! Oh! Ahem. Dewey: You do now.ДЇantasy: What are you doing, grabbing me like that and messing up my pantyhose? Hmph! Now I gotta straight out my Little Mermaid underwear. Evil demons, wretched monsters, haunted houses, graveya-a-rds. Dewey: Adventure!! Of course, you're a boy who loves adventure, brimming with wicked demons, cutthroat pirates. Brave knights, mythical faeries, ferocious dragons. I have a talent for guessing what people need. Don't tell me, you're here for a special book. Dewey: Welcome to the library, young man. Alan Tyler: Son, you can't live your life based on statistics. Here's something you can do: go down to Gutman's Hardware Store, buy a pound of these. Richard Tyler: Can't argue with statistics, Dad. And now I'm building him a tree house, in a tree he refuses to climb. Did you know that shin splints can lead to blood clots in the legs? Claire, he brought in a medical journal. I signed him up for Little League, he drove everybody crazy with statistics about how you can develop tumors from being hit in the head with a ball. Alan Tyler: Supportive? I'm the most supportive father on earth, but I'm running out of supportive things to do. I think we could be a little more supportive. Claire Tyler: Alan, the world is a frightening place to him right now.

Claire Tyler: Mercury levels in the tuna. Alan Tyler: The kid's afraid of tuna-fish sandwitches. That was definitely good.Дialogue Claire Tyler: Alan, every ten-year-old is afraid of something.

I was nearly torn apart by a crazy doctor, made into a slave by a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten- got that? -eaten by a fire-breathing dragon!.

You guys are the only friends I've ever had.

We're looking at another 30% probability here.

Dad, 8% of all household accidents involve ladders, another 3% involve trees.

Fantasia when i see you live